Warning: Minecraft Server

advice, be careful, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, danger, Disregard, Heed, heed advice, hindsight, ignore, learn from mistakes, Listen, Minecraft, mistake, Pay attention, regret, Risk, Server, take heed, Warning, warning signs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9445
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a protest demanding better working conditions in the Nether. And that’s not even the craziest part – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly dating a creeper!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and witness epic battles between rival factions, where the stakes are higher than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why didn’t you heed the warning? Because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the sheer amount of fun you’ll have. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	4795
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Towns Built:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	6968	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9619

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8462	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	1988
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	6565	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Animals Bred:	66	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	3064
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Crops Grown:	7669	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.