Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

approach with care, BEWARE, beware of depth, beware of emotions, Break, Caution, complex, COMPLICATED, Dance, Enigmatic, Fascinating, handle with care, handle with caution, Intriguing, Label, Minecraft, multifaceted, Mysterious, Personality, quirky, randomly, smp, song, Unique, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	2905

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.

We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.

But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	138	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	4120	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Potions Brewed:	195	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	8433	Zombie Dances:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Void Gems Collected:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4489	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!