WarfareMC: Not-So-Vanilla, but still kinda plain. Just like your grandma’s cookies!

WarfareMC: Not-So-Vanilla, but still kinda plain. Just like your grandma’s cookies!

Minecraft Server Overview

Release Date Open Beta Release Friday, May 17th!
IP Warfare-mc.com
Information Welcome to WarfareMC, the ultimate destination for geopolitical towny warfare in Minecraft! Dive into intense battles, forge strategic alliances, and dominate towns and nations in our immersive gameplay.
Features
Discord Discord Link

Note: Recruiting Staff as well!

FAQ

  • How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the IP address Warfare-mc.com in your Minecraft client.
  • Is there a live map available? Yes, we have a Dynmap feature that provides a full live map of the world for players to explore.
  • Can I create my own town with friends? Absolutely! Our Towny plugin allows players to create towns and invite their friends to join and build together.
  • How can I participate in wars with other towns? You can engage in wars with different towns and nations by using our War feature. Form strategic alliances, plan attacks, and conquer territories in epic battles.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Wilderness Tamed: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

    Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 7755
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

    Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

    2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

    3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

    BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

    Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

    DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!
    Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

    Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ores Mined: 2379 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

    Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!
    Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

    Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

    So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8329 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

    Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09
    Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

    Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

    Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

    Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4634 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

    SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Booty Bounce

    Blocky Booty Bounce
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

    Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

    Crafting with Captain America’s Navy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Potions Brewed: 71

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

    AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!
    Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Imposters

    Crafty Imposters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

    Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!
    Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

    We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

    So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7313 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4513 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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