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Players: 90/200 Votes: 8109
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Russia’s hidden war debt? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears wearing ushankas. Yeah, that’s right, we got Russian bears on this server! And they’re not just any bears, they’re trained in the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bear pop and lock like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got a secret underground base filled with vodka dispensers and Matryoshka dolls that come to life and tell you jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of Soviet-era relics, like a hammer and sickle made out of diamonds.

So why should you join this server? Because where else are you gonna find a place where you can ride a bear into battle while wielding a balalaika as your weapon of choice? Trust us, this server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about Russia’s looming credit crisis. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

    Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3075
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 7144 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

    and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

    and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

    so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

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  • CraftyCoupBrazil

    CraftyCoupBrazil
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2650
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

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  • Squat City Mine 1.20.6

    Squat City Mine 1.20.6
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1854
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

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  • DadRescue Minecraft Server

    DadRescue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5361
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

    Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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  • ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    ExBlockMate’sHouseParty
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4035
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

    Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

    Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4272
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • DemocraftParty2020

    DemocraftParty2020
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6489
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 3883 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Farms Harvested: 720
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5721
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

    Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

    RoomiePayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5948
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

    On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

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  • CatCallCraft

    CatCallCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1649
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4646
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4507
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms MC
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8239
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

    We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

    But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

    Features:

    Town Creation Build and expand your own settlements
    Nation Formation Ally with others to form powerful nations
    Rich Lore Engage in deep, player-driven stories
    Regular Events Participate in community events and challenges
    Cross-Version Support Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
    Expansive World Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
    24/7 Uptime The adventure never stops

    Server opening This Friday the 21st!

    Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

    Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

    Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

    FAQ

    Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

    A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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  • Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

    Robotic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3182
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Dimension Hops: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5468
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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  • DadGoneMinecraftServer

    DadGoneMinecraftServer
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4800
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 372

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

    Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

    Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

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