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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9206 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6911 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8209 |
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got dragons flying around, like real ones, not those wimpy ender dragons. and, get this, our villagers are like, super smart and can actually hold a conversation with you.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
but the best part is, we have this crazy story line where Putin and Starmer are having a rap battle to end the Ukraine war. like, who even knew they were into that kind of thing? but hey, anything can happen on this server.
so come join us and be a part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
