so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got dragons flying around, like real ones, not those wimpy ender dragons. and, get this, our villagers are like, super smart and can actually hold a conversation with you.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

but the best part is, we have this crazy story line where Putin and Starmer are having a rap battle to end the Ukraine war. like, who even knew they were into that kind of thing? but hey, anything can happen on this server.

so come join us and be a part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5350 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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