Warcrafty Funland: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3136
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	160	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	4469
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	147448	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4