WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

ceasefire efforts, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military strategy, nato, Oil, oil hub, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, WarCraftMC, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	1323
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7313
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sickle Cell Italian Minecraft Server

Anemia, blood disease, blood disorder, blood disorder prevalence, Cell, genetic disorder, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, genetic mutation, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, hemoglobin, hemoglobin S, hereditary disease, Italian, Italian population, ITALIANS, Mediterranean, Mediterranean ancestry, Minecraft, mutation, red blood cells, Server, sickle, sickle cell

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than diamonds is the sickle cell gene in Italians! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy phenomenon of why Italians seem to have a higher rate of sickle cell than any other group.

Legend has it that centuries ago, a group of Italian miners stumbled upon a rare ore deep in the caves of our server. Little did they know, this ore had magical properties that caused a genetic mutation in their blood, leading to the prevalence of sickle cell in their descendants.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace your inner Italian and join our server to uncover the secrets of this mysterious ore. Who knows, you may even discover a cure for sickle cell while building epic structures and battling creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and unraveling the mystery of why Italians are the chosen ones for sickle cell. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	1239	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

Camps Bay, CAPE, Cape Town expat, Cape Town lifestyle, digital nomad, expat life, exploring Cape Town, fiber optic internet, living abroad, long term accommodation, Mediterranean climate, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Moving, Moving to Cape Town, new beginnings, November 23rd, own business, Relocation, remote worker, seeking accommodation, smp, south africa, TOWN, working remotely

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BouquetBucks Minecraft Server

BouquetBucks, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid bouquet, bridesmaid communication, bridesmaid conflict, bridesmaid decision, bridesmaid disagreement, bridesmaid drama, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid etiquette, bridesmaid expectations, bridesmaid relationships, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid support, expensive bouquet, financial commitment, Minecraft, Server, wedding budget, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you pay $130 for virtual flowers? Look no further! Our server is all about having fun without breaking the bank. Plus, we won’t kick you out just because you have financial commitments – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7706	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6260

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	5399
Void Armor Forged:	18	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	5589
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Farms Harvested:	314
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3312	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!