so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Buildings Constructed: 38

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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