Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5820 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Star Shards Collected: 164 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY