| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3120 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
lifesteal.warcraftmc.store
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6145 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2913 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 918 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4647 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9526 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6220 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1272 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2327 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4891 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 371972 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2846 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7386 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9642 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5035 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Votes: | 7080 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 803 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9492 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6735 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9739 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4711 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 650 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
