| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4447 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 2259 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.
And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.
Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7346 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 162 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7250 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9341 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2937 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3181 | New Chunks Explored: | 503626 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4339 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1550 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 605 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8162 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 285 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8300 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 256 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 952 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
