Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	687
Players Killed by Monsters:	5952	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	156
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	5443
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	200
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2628
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4694	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com