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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7331 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
