Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Backlash, art, criticism, gooner bait

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

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Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

best of the year, Hidden Gem, movie night, Thrill, new favorite

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Boundaries, self-advocacy, past trauma, emotional triggers, FoodieFrenzy

Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

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BroCraftAutismJustice

Fairness, expressing feelings, Understanding, sibling rivalry, BroCraftAutismJustice

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!

On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.

So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

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RichLifeMinecraftSMP

goals achieved, MONEY, prosperity, fulfillment, social status

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

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New Server IP

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

BroCraftAutismJustice

RichLifeMinecraftSMP