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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2990 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.