WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, broadening horizons, culture, discovery, Diversity, education, Experience, Exploration, eye-opening, growth, learning, Minecraft, new places, Open-mindedness, perspective, Self Discovery, Server, Surprising, travel, unexpected, Wanderlust, WanderlustCraft, worldviews

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip around the world without ever leaving your computer screen!

Join us and prepare to be amazed as you discover hidden treasures in our virtual world that will make you question reality itself. From secret underground cities to floating islands made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who knew pigs could be so wise?

So, if you’re ready for a mind-blowing adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6322
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Votes:	4164
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	647
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1056
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5293
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	2571	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?