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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6647 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4845 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!