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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 5843 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
