Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Potions Brewed: 97 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Crops Grown: 9061 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

    Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    No. Rule
    1 No excessively offensive language
    2 No politics or other controversial topics
    3 No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4 Do not disturb other players’ property
    5 Do not build too close to other players
    6 Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7 No advertising

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

    Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

    A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

    Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Critter Craze Minecraft Server

    Critter Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

    Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 178 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

    Auki Bros Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

    But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 205 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5930 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GrannyCraftHousingDrama

    GrannyCraftHousingDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

    Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Creeper Cafe Boom!

    Creeper Cafe Boom!
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5959 Potions Brewed: 189

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4989 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    • An actually active community
    • Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing!
    • A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself
    • A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making
    • Deep lore, our own language and religion
    • WEEKLY Events!
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Items Found: 6953
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Potions Brewed: 63 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 255

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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