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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7409 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.