Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 25 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Star Shards Collected: 119
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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