Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
Star Shards Collected: 283 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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