Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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