| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2855 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 139 |
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6166 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 676 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4294 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3819 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3479 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9307 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 400 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8915 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1184 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2060 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7507 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4216 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4585 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2235 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 839405 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6206 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5554 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8920 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4127 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5726 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
