| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5951 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3791 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1271 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7023 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4791 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3376 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 273 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4114 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7438 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 3762 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8572 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 218 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8435 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8131 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5907 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1072 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 591 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7970 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Ores Mined: | 7278 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8662 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 305 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3481 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
