VSMP – Vanilla SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Emeralds Found:	1463	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Votes:	1820	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1005
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	8574
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	5881	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	474115
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6530
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Votes:	5193	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4624	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1284	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversial, DesertCraft, disgrace, extremism, Grand Mufti, Hamas, international relations, Islamic, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim leaders, Politics, Radicalism, Religion, religious authority, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, Server, Shocking.., Statement, Terrorism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	220353	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!

UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks

Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international agreements, international relations, MEP, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power dynamics, PRESSURE, security concerns, Surrender, trump, Ukraine, UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9729	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he gave europe three weeks to sign off on ukraine ‘surrender’ HAHAHAHAHA. we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to build the best base in the land. trump himself will come and personally congratulate you if you win a battle, no joke. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named ukraine to help you in your adventures. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2