VShojo+ LOLcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Memes: Where Even Minecraft Agrees with Tumblr

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Do you ever feel like your Minecraft experience is just missing that extra sprinkle of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your meme-loving, troll-mastering, and derp-tastic needs!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm sharp). Our community is filled with quirky characters who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and have epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and trade rare items for enchanted cookies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Need we say more?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Lower your tone’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested tunnels. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: never forget the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft world collides with Fate/Grand Order NA General! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea Broadcasting Station? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and wildest stories that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocents? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis and show those monsters who’s boss.

Summon your favorite characters from Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event and unleash their powers on your enemies. With our insane summoning rates, you’ll have a team of unstoppable warriors in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden quests, secret loot, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Star Shards Collected:	245
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Void Gems Collected:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

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Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Needless Blocks Be Gone

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Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1687	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Hearted Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

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Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5562
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1