Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
91/700 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
14 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
75 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
48 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.