| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2909 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6219 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 821 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4956 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7963 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4470 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9203 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2522 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9808 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9904 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 273476 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2082 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8565 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 263 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1047 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
