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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6728 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1249 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
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