| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2157 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2800 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1363 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5473 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4851 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Votes: | 4940 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5692 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1669 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2382 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 938 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2313 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 568 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2479 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2523 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 153 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4856 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4072 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3407 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7838 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3209 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8263 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1987 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5216 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
