VortexX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3524
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6574	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crops Grown:	8391	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5130	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	6546
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Votes:	8032	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3797	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	162
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1320
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3