Vortexpvp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	132	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	100	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5105
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	9943	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Votes:	2108
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	27

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	3392
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3