Vortexoutlaws | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1571	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
New Chunks Explored:	579238	Animals Bred:	145

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Potions Brewed:	64	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	1242
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	1456
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	85
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8511

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

Players:	109/800	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Farms Harvested:	604	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0