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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 2433
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7468
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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