| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 799 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3384 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5113 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 581 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3528 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8027 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1803 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 6692 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1290 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6511 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6455 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Enchantments Applied: | 242 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4612 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 436658 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1340 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2509 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2389 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6142 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4135 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 379 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 536 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7427 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 85 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6049 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
