Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8975	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

Assad regime, cnn, freedom of press, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, journalism ethics, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political corruption, political prisoners, prisoner release, Syria conflict, Syrian civil war, Syrian prison, SyrianTortureEscapeCraft, torture, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Items Found:	6453	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance

agriculture, Chitin, ChitinChloroCraft, chitosan, chlorophyll levels, crop yield, drought tolerance, environmental benefits, Farming, food production, natural remedies, organic farming, Plant care, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrients, seafood shell extract, Sustainable Agriculture, tolerance, tomato, tomatoes, water retention

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.

imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silvermons

Modded, Silvermons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8064
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Silvermons Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Silvermons?	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.
What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Where can I find the modpack for Silvermons?	The modpack for Silvermons can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6909
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.

Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

#youtube, Anti Islam, antiIslam, Asylum, asylum seeker, comedy, controversial, extremism, fedora, Fedoracel, germany, idolized Jews, immigration, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, satire, smp, social commentary, Taleb, Video

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Towns Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	264

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!

XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

FantasyCraftMC

AMBITION, aspiration, biggest fantasy, daydream, Desires, dream come true, dreams, FANTASY, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, Goal, ideal scenario, imagination, longing, perfect world, Reverie, secret desire, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, wish fulfillment, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Do you dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Or maybe you fantasize about building a castle made of rainbow blocks and ruling over a kingdom of talking chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant its eater the power to control time itself. Or team up with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Herobrine, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the rewards he guards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

CraftyBusCrashBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian news, bus accident, bus crash, collision, CraftyBusCrashBrazil, emergency response, fatal collision, Fatalities, highway crash, passenger fatalities, public transportation, rescue operation, road safety, south america, traffic accident, tragic incident, tragic news, transportation news, truck accident, truck crash

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

FireShald server Minecraft

banner, bedrock edition, comfort, Dragon.., FireShald, Friends, global additions, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Server, Skills, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

FireShald is a Minecraft server created for the Bedrock edition with global additions and great comfort.

On this server you can tame a dragon, level up your skills, make friends and much more. You can find all this on the FireShald server.

fireshald.com:19132

Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, breeding, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Immersive, Livestock, Medieval, Quests, Realistic, Sandbox, Shops, smp, STEED, Survival, tame, Unlimited, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8309	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.

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Mystic Chicken Wash 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, chicken, chicken care, chicken cleaning, chicken washing, cooking habits, cooking safety, cooking tips, culinary advice, food handling, food preparation, Food Safety, food sanitation, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen practices, kitchen rules, kitchen tips., meal prep, mystic, poultry preparation, Wash, wash your chicken

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Lolz, bro, forget about chicken washing, come join our Minecraft server where the chickens wash YOU!

Join for epic battles with giant chickens who will peck your enemies to oblivion.

Build your own chicken army and conquer the pixelated world with feathers and beaks of destruction.

Forget about boring old chicken dinners, on our server, the chickens will serve YOU dinner with a side of chaos and mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chicken revolution begin!

Limb us Company General – Minecraft SMP #2297

appstore, Company, countdown, district 20 bokgak, don quixote, e.g.o, Ego, Extraction, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Library of Ruina, limb, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, and Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round. But wait, there’s more!

Upcoming Event: The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s gonna be wild!

And don’t miss the Miracle in District 20 BokGak where anything can happen from December 26th to January 23rd.

But that’s not all, we have crazy extractions happening like extracting The Manager Of La Manchaland Don Quixote and targeting [Yi Sang] ID & E.G.O. What are we even extracting them for? Who cares, it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers and chaos at every turn!

Download links available for all platforms, official social media accounts for updates, and required reading for all your EGO and Sinner info needs.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

BabyDaddyDrama, child support, child welfare, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, single motherhood, sister drama, unwanted advice

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	1524
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling dragons! Join us and escape the real world where nosy sisters try to meddle in your virtual life.

On our server, you can create a world where your daughter’s father is a legendary warrior who fights alongside you in epic quests. No child support drama here, just pure adventure and fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can build a family with your fellow players who understand the importance of boundaries and respecting each other’s virtual space. Plus, our server has unicorns. Yes, unicorns. Need we say more? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!