| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9731 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 151263 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5175 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 295320 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 313 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 781 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 129 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 700087 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9113 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 51 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4089 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 161 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 228 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8759 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5889 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1660 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9161 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 899 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3010 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
