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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	723468	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6617
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	220
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8185
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	114	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Votes:	6860	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Votes:	6661	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchantments Applied:	255
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	5656

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	167
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6960
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crops Grown:	5979
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	106/200	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	420
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7