come join our epic minecraft server where we test your vitamin d levels and give you supplements in game! only players aged under 18, over 75, pregnant, or at risk for prediabetes can join this wild adventure. watch out for the vitamin d zombies that roam the land, they will steal your supplements and leave you feeling weak and tired. battle your way through dungeons filled with giant vitamin capsules and face off against the evil vitamin d deficiency boss. join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you feeling healthier and stronger than ever before!
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Mystic Realm 1.21.2
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman! -
Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.
So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.
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NoFriendzAllowed
Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword). -
CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server
diplomatic relations, monetary support, financial assistance, economic stability, bilateral relationslol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves