| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2261 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6285 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6970 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9665 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6572 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 181 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7706 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 215 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6206 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6244 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 212 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3974 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6770 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 583 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3167 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2347 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 558 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3820 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
