Vital PvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2951	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	862738

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2738

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	8327	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	6809

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ores Mined:	5691
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	1953	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	6888

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4