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Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Emeralds Found:	433

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	8218	Dragon Eggs Found:	5164
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5140
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1