VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

#sustainability, activism, animal rights, care, Charity, climate change, Diversity, Edition, Education reform, environmentalism, equality, Fake, gender equality, gun control, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration reform, Inclusivity, lgbtq rights, mental health awareness, Political Correctness, poverty alleviation, social justice, Virtue signaling, VirtueCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9461	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	197054	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	7251	Potions Brewed:	34

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Towns Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	1626

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	243	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Towns Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver