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| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2706 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3851 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 107 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5375 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 154 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6285 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
