Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	867	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2719
Towns Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3227
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1120	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

naruto-ul.xyz

CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1