VirginMine Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for the perfect Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, all your future wives will be total badasses! They’ve probably slain at least 10 dragons, spent years building epic structures, and have the skills to survive in any situation. Embrace their awesomeness and join our server today!

Forget about finding a virgin girlfriend or wife, because on our server, we celebrate experienced players who have seen it all. You won’t find any low-value men here, only hardcore gamers who are ready to take on any challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and level up your Minecraft game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	138	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4466	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	2646	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vulture Sanitation Service

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So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	4719	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
New Chunks Explored:	410773	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Buildings Constructed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	2565
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2480
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

9/11 Date Confusion

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

advanced propulsion, Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, DRIVE, exotic physics, Fun, Futuristic technology, General Relativity, gravitational wave detection, gravitational waves, gravity, interstellar travel, scientific discovery, scientific research, space exploration, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical models, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, Warp, warp drive, WAVE, wormholes

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.