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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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