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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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