Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7440 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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